Yesterdaze: The Old Football and Gymnastics Injury

Last month was the last straw for my right shoulder. It’s suffered more than 20 years of abuse, and decided that it was mad as hell and wasn’t going to take any more. My upper arm felt the time was right to secede from my shoulder and maybe, eventually my entire body. […]

Yesterdaze: 10 Best Lines Overheard by Barbacks in a Meat Market Bar

I’ve never had a better job for viewing human nature at its most vapid as being a barback in a shameless meat market bar. It had the most crowded Ladies nights and Friday Happy Hour. People would line up outside the door to see and be seen by all the sleazy meat market […]

Yesterdaze: The Story of Stan and Hector

My friend Dave had a cat named Stan that he got as a kitten. Stan, like all kittens was cute as hell, and was really funny when he got into the catnip.
It came time to get Stan neutered. We felt kind of bad for him because he was getting his balls cut off […]