Five Advantages to Eating Alone in a Mexican Restaurant

1. You can double dip your chips and salsa with impunity.
2. You can gloop everything on top of your burrito without grossing anyone out.
3. You don’t have to even half-heartedly offer a taste of your entree to anyone.
4. The chips they serve when you get there last twice as long
5. You can […]

Bread

Elvis Costello begins one of his old classics with the line “I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.” I’ve got a half loaf of bread on my counter that’s at least a month old, yet it shows no signs of aging.  The problem is, I don’t know whether I’m disgusted, amused […]