Move Along Citizens… Nothing to See Here

Tiger Woods has the long-awaited apology the press and scandal-hungry Americans have been waiting for. Thank you Mr. Woods for coming clean, although you really didn’t need to. You cheated on your wife. You’ve obviously been participating in a recovery program similar to mine. You appear to be putting your life back in order and [...]

The GOP revisits “White Man’s Burden” in Hawaii

I wonder if the people of Hawaii get worried when they see a bunch of rich white guys hanging out. Being tourist paradise, it would probably be more appropriate to say a BIGGER bunch of rich white guys than usual. The Republican National Committee winter organizational meeting is being held in Honolulu and the Reps [...]

The Hippie Goes to the Opera (Part One)

I went to the Opera once. I don’t even remember what it was. It was shortly after I’d seen the Who in the fifth row and so I couldn’t hear too well, even though I was in the fifth row at the opera. Even though it was sung in English (a real no no as [...]

This is EXACTLY How I Feel

Thank you Rufus.