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All in the name of health.

Confessions of a Wayward Hyper-Miler

Last spring, when gas was over $4.00 a gallon, I started paying attention to my gas mileage a little more. Queen of My Universe got me a computer to hook up to the Korean Tiger’s brain which computes real-time gas mileage. I was having a lot of fun with it, driving slow and being all [...]

The Saint Januarius 5k

My New Year’s fitness resolution comes shortly after New Year’s now that I live in Naples. It does for many other people too. This is the time of year when people start training for the Saint J’s 5k. St. J’s is the funkiest looking Catholic Church on the planet. Around this time people start training [...]

Funny Things That Happen When You’re Cremated

I met this woman once while I was limo driving who let it be known to everyone after two drinks that she was Irish and she worked at a crematorium. In every drunken conversation, she would artfully steer the conversation to the topic of occupations. When asked what she did, she said “I burn people.” [...]

Fat Babies and Thoughts on Friendship

Fat Babies by Lyle Lovett and Robert Earl Keen I said I don’t like hippies And I don’t like cornbread And I don’t like much I said I don’t hippies And I don’t like cornbread And I don’t like much But that’s okay Fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride Fat babies [...]

A Pretty Good Speech

What a great ceremony! Although the Prez (so great to call him that) has been kicking some butt already, the real work begins now. I really enjoyed the ceremony and speech, but it didn’t make me all giddy like I felt when we found out the election result. I think the really wonderful thing is [...]

Sully the Pilot

Technology still blows me away. I’m on my way to my Doctor in Gates on Thursday, and I hear on the radio something about a plane crashing in the Hudson River. I come out from the Doctor’s office 15 minutes later and they’re trying to interview people who’d just been rescued. They talked to a [...]

Almost Innoggeration

Wonderful inaugural weekend with the QoMU. After being disappointed from the decided lack of snow days last week, I decided to settle with a three day weekend. Friday afternoon with Joe, Jimmy and Doug. Hanging with Joe and Jim is a history lesson, going from national to international. Anyway, Joe is pretty happy with Obama, [...]