Bumper Sticker Advice
It’s been a long, long time since I changed the bumper stickers on the Ass of the Tiger. Many of the stickers have faded, and over the past few months I’ve collected bumper stickers but have been too lazy to put them on.
Last night, as I was ruminating, the Queen of My Universe suggested I ask you, my loyal readers for guidance. She also suggested I use PollDaddy.com to set it up. Just what I needed, another cool toy for the blog. You can do all kinds of cool stuff with this… the fun is just beginning. So here goes… my next leap into html geekdom.
The winners will be proudly displayed on the Tiger’s ass soon, with pictures to follow.
Filed under: Politics on August 10th, 2008
One I’ve seen lately that I like,
“My vote cancels out Y’alls”
I like this but I can’t see you having, but can picture you laughing at,
“Bush pull out like your father should have”
Oh and something altogether unrelated, I figure you’re probably going to read about the wedding I performed this weekend. You’ll probably notice that there is a very chill girl mentioned in the post. I would appreciate it if you don’t make the obvious suggestion. The people who got married read my site too and I don’t want to have that conversation. I can explain why over some Tanqueray, although the guesses in your head right now are probably at least partially correct. But again shh.. please.
My fingers are sealed. You’ve piqued QoMU’s curiosity too though. Nice that we know each other well enough for you to gauge my “typical response” and warn me ahead of time.
Well I do lament about my relationship situation often enough, and you always come back with a well deserved STFU you’ll find someone if you stop trying so damn hard.
As for piqued curiosity, umm yeah… the reason I didn’t want to talk about it on my site isn’t because I’m trying to play it cool, it’s ’cause I fooled around with my friends 18 year old sister. Yeah not good. I shouldn’t have but hey my luck with the ladies is pretty horrible, I was drunk, and a cute girl was throwing herself at me. I think I should get an award for only fooling around and not taking things as far as she wanted to, but somehow I doubt that her brother would agree. Not one of my prouder moments but I’m not entirely sure how bad that really is. Sorry QoRU, I’m guessing this isn’t what were hoping for.
Aw come on, was this so bad that I’m now getting the silent treatment? Sheesh. I am curious about your opinion on this, and sorry for hijacking your threat about bumper stickers.
I’m not sure if this makes it better, but I did then hang out with her a couple days later. We watched a movie, laughed and that was it. Shes a good kid, and if she was like three or four years older I’d be trying for her for sure, but she’s not, oh well. As things are we both agreed that friendship is the best plan.
No silent treatment intended chum. Hey, you’re both consenting adults. If you both like each other I certainly have no problem with it. A few years doesn’t make much difference in the long run although she’s got a few years of living to do before settling down.
I was just joking around about the silent treatment.
Lets see a quick run down, her brother knows what happened and is cool with it. She’s still an awesome person, and is planning on staying in elmira (NOT because of me). Unfortunately thats created a whole bunch of drama for her, friends, GF and BF back home. The guy was actually in FL so it must have been strained anyway, and I think its over now. I didn’t mention that she wasn’t single cause it really was the least of my worries. She’s not in the best of moods, she is going through a lot. So I’m just being a friend and if there is anything more, I honestly don’t know what I’ll do.
Thanks for the support.
I still gotta bring you some horseheads beer one of these days. I’m pretty broke because of going back to school, but on the plus side I now have my sisters old jetta which should get about twice the mileage of my pos truck. I know I know, half assed environmentalists like myself shouldn’t drive trucks but I’m poor and it was free.
Peace